April 2009
91 posts
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello, friend.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Pretty great. I just blue myself.
Stranger: Um...
You: Yes?
Stranger: You mean, blow'D.
You: Well, excuuuuuuse me!
And all shall fade, the flowers of spring, the...
omegle > homework
You: Hey.
Stranger: heyyyy
You: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with a ‘t’ on it?
Stranger: okay, 1. i am female
Stranger: 2. I’m not with anyone ele
Stranger: else*
You: Well do you know where I could get one?
Stranger: 3. i don’t know where you can find a necklace with a t on it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
—-
You: Question.
You: What type of bear is best?
Stranger: The best
You: False. Black bear.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lolitas:
1991:
What won’t work? Turning your PC off tonight and back on on April 2 will not protect you from the worm (sorry to the dozens of people who wrote me asking if this would do the trick). Temporarily disconnecting your computer from the web won’t help if the malware is already on your machine — it will simply activate once you connect again. Changing the date on your PC will likely...
March 2009
74 posts
How is babby formed?
“You’re the echoes of my everything,
You’re the emptiness the whole...”
– Hold Me Down, Motion City Soundtrack
“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it,...”
– The Catcher in the Rye
im about to watch twilight
lolitas:
ohayshay:
FML
get ready to laugh your ass off
AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME!!!!!!
AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF!!!!!!!
…lol.
“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.”
– Unknown (via littlemiss)
“Sometimes not feeling is the only way you can survive.”
– May Boatwright, The Secret Life of Bees
“A woman without love wilts like a flower without sun.”
– (via movieoftheweek)
movieoftheweek:
Theme (ESOTM) by Jon Brion
I am...
shaneblog:
martinis-in-a:
jmraz:
Fly Me to the...
Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur?
shaneblog:
blairsey:
jeezits:
girlwithagun:
I ALWAYS picked Charmander. <3
I like them all, but I think my fave was Bulbasaur.
Squirtle. :) I think water is always the best option.
I’d always pick Charmander too.
I love them all but Charmander wins at life.
“I’ve been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and...”
– Rob (Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity, which I’ve just finished reading)
youtube.com/haleyghoover (is amazing)
So the boy you like in your first period asks you if you’ve had your first period. You were humiliated and you started to cry… Until you caught the eye of some other prepubescent guy. On the bright side, you’re 12… Your romantic attention span is the size of your waistband.
Charles Miner: What is a two way petting zoo?
Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Dear Canyon students who've just discovered...
Nobody cares what you did at school today, in any period. Sure, you can talk about your day. Not all of it, but the interesting parts. And lining it up like, “2nd period - I took a test. 3rd period - Blah blah,” is annoying and boring. This isn’t myspace, and you’re not posting a bulletin. So stop it, unless you want your next post to end, “Then, as I was typing up...
Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts →
(via thelos)(via riotrepublic)
This seems kind of ridiculous and I’d never pay for Twitter, but I secretly want a “Black” account just so Jo Rowling will write my tweets.
Missy: There's a tumblr dedicated to Harry Potter, and guess what it's called?
Me: Tumbldore, haha.
Michael: YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU?
Arrested Development gifs.
…they are amazing.
“Well, excuuuuuse me!”
and also..
I'm going to study science. It's like the new...
Joe Degeorge of Harry and the Potters
What's great about this country is that America...
Andy Warhol
Tetris HD →
thelos:
kayfabe:
(via Adam Riff)
Disney Movie Marathon Pt10
Alice in Wonderland
Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people. Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Curiosity often leads to trouble.
March Hare: Why don’t you start at the begining? Mad Hatter: Yes and when you reach the end… Stop.
Disney Movie Marathon Pt9
The Fox and the Hound
Young Tod: Copper, you’re my best friend. Young Copper: And you’re mine too, Tod. Young Tod: And we’ll always be friends forever. Won’t we? Young Copper: Yeah, forever.
Disney Movie Marathon Pt8
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Laverne: Take it from an old spectator. Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’ is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without ya.
Phoebus: Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding? Esmeralda: You’re lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart. Phoebus: I’m not so sure it didn’t
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to...”
– “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” - J.K. Rowling (via myserendipities) (via crazybeautiful) (via ashadeofgrey)(via breathsoftruth) (via present) (via quote-book)
Disney Movie Marathon Pt7
Hercules
A life without Meg, even an immortal life, would be empty. I wish to stay on Earth with her. I finally know where I belong.
For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but the strength of his heart.
Disney Movie Marathon Pt6
Aladdin
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom. Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what? Aladdin: Genie, you’re free!
A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I’m way up here It’s crystal clear That now I’m in a whole new world with you Now I’m in a whole new world with you Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling ...
Disney Movie Marathon Pt5
Beauty and the Beast
Beast: You - You came back. Belle: Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… Oh, this is all my fault. If only I’d gotten here sooner. Beast: Maybe… it’s better - it’s better this way. Belle: Don’t talk like that. You’ll be all right. We’re together now. Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see. Beast:...
What states have you been to, tumblrs?
darlingskyline:
rainydayslove:
Driving/flying through doesn’t count, unless you have stepped outside the car/plane and walked around.
Mine are New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Delaware, District of Columbia, Pennsylvania, California and Washington. Wow, I need to go out more.
only state i’ve been to is new york for a few days. went around manhattan and the china town in new...
Disney Movie Marathon Pt4
Mulan
Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!
Fa Zhou: My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late. But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.
The Emperor of China: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Shang: Sir? The Emperor of China: You...
Disney Movie Marathon Pt3
Pocahontas
I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you
Pocahontas: No! If you kill him, you’ll have to kill me too. Powhatan: Daughter, stand back. Pocahontas: I won’t! I love him, Father. Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. This is the path I choose, Father. What will yours be?