October 2009
95 posts
Ask me questions. I'm bored. →
PS: This is my 900th post on tumblr.
50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines →
thelos:livesophia:
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you overclock...
September 2009
95 posts
You know, the musical.
Me: I really want to see American Idiot.
Missy: Do you really want to see an american idiot? Look in the mirror!
I just got an e-mail from Eventful...
September 29, 2009 Paranormal Activity is coming to your city! Thank you for demanding Paranormal Activity in Los Angeles. Great news, Paranormal Activity will be showing at Arclight Hollywood!
AHHHHHHHHH! WHO WANTS TO GO SEE THIS WITH ME?
I know you hate formspring reply posts in your...
So I made another tumblog for my formspring replies!
http://formspringreplies.tumblr.com/
The formspring submission box is on top, and the replies are on the bottom. So now you’ll never have to see those posts unless you want to.
So seriously don’t follow it. Just visit it if you are checking for a reply.
“Life is just blah, blah, blah. You hope for blah. And sometimes you find it. But...”
– Andy Botwin
nerdfighter! →
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hey!
http://www.ipersonic.com
Dreamy Idealists are very cautious and therefore often appear shy and reserved to others. They share their rich emotional life and their passionate convictions with very few people. But one would be very much mistaken to judge them to be cool and reserved. They have a pronounced inner system of values and clear, honourable principles for which they are willing to sacrifice a great deal. Joan of...
I could watch Andy slap Terrance forever.... →
Baby Baby Baby - Make the Girl Dance
Okay. The answer to the ultimate question of life,...
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
I'll often yell at homeless people: "Hey, how is...
omegle is fun.
Stranger: dick or chick?
You: chick
Stranger: sup?
You: with a dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Monday Nights
meggiemasochist:
And now I am listening to loveline on KROQ. Good times. Oh wait maybe not. The guest is metro station.
are they talking about beastiality?
get it?
trace cyrus resembles a horse?
this was seriously the conversation missy and i...
