January 2010
90 posts
Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?
Daria: Only when I’m awake.
Kate: It kind of sucks, huh?
Jack: What's that?
Kate: Being told not to come along. Now you know what it feels like to be me.
Jack: Does that mean I should wait 20 minutes and go anyway?
Pact? I don't even know what that word means!
emily: OMG I HAVE A TINY BABY INSIDE OF ME Marian: omg i have a tiny baby inside of me!
Just watching Pregnancy Pact with my friends on a Saturday night. We’re just that cool.
My thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth.
ÕvÕ
I have 64 more episodes of LOST left. I think that’s around 48 hours of watching TV.
Cry.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment...
This was my horoscope for yesterday.
“Oh my, Scorpio! The only way to describe this is a romantic buffet! The Moon and Jupiter in romantic Pisces will set off for your house of love affairs, which means you’ll only be alone if you want to be. If not, Jupiter will send you a host of exotic admirers. Dress appropriately.”
I would just like to point out that after certain events that happened last night, this is the...
Before you got here, were you an air scientist?...
- Tracy Jordan
iamthelizardqueen:
defy-gravity:
kekkoz:
Kristin Chenoweth’s audition for New Moon, via
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE I WAS TO KILLING MYSELF/SOMETHING ELSE WHEN I SAW THAT DESCRIPTION. NO IDEA.
I love her.
Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That's 'cause you need protein
This is the moment where I curse myself for...
Then, after school tomorrow, I will procrastinate some more.
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM FOR...
togetherthroughlife:describethesky:
Yes. Only good thing about tomorrow.
o thnx guise
Myke: Don't you have fat pants?
Missy: No, I just use Marian's.
glasses = marian's kryptonite
(via thephvalue)
Sh, that’s a secret.