March 2010
78 posts
February 2010
75 posts
Korean speed skater 'abracadabras' on the olympic...
thelos:
koolikeplastic:
dearestwatson:
sidneydane:
datinginkorea:two-hearts:paparats:kpopidols:jungjinwoon:
THIS is why I love Korea. Reason #1.
OMFG IF I HAD WATCHED THIS I WOULD HAVE SCREAMED AND THEN GOT UP AND PROCEEDED TO DO THE DANCE MYSELF
omg that is so awesome
okay why am i freaking out
i must be tired
also: i love it when guys do that bit of the dance. so hot.
...
English Conversations
David: You haven't read Harry Potter?
Ms. Goodwin: Not one, and I refuse!
Kyle: Why not?
Ms. Goodwin: I am picky with my reading. If I don't like the book's cover, I don't read it and-
Kyle: WHAT? The covers of the Harry Potter books aren't boring! It's a guy on a broomstick, COME ON!
2 tags
aziiiza:rorrimehtni:
things i needed to do today:
a lot
things i have done today:
nothing
3 tags
things i don't think make you cool or "gangster"
when you drive your parents’ car to a guy’s house on the freeway when you don’t even have your permit
when you smoke weed
when you drink alcohol
when you “ruin a bitch’s life” for being friends with your sort-of-boyfriend
when your sort-of-boyfriend let’s a guy suck his dick
when your sort-of-best friend and sort-of-boyfriend leave each other love...
Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth!
What book should I read next, tumblr?
1984 by george orwell
lolita by vladimir nabokov
jane eyre by charlotte bronte
animal farm by george orwell
brave new world by aldous huxley
wuthering heights by emily bronte
slaughterhouse-five by kurt vonnegut
atlas shrugged by ayn rand
fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury
the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy by douglas adams
the time traveler’s wife by audrey niffenegger
...
Lucas: she has a boyfriend
Joseph: no biggy
Joseph: just because
Joseph: theres a goalie
Joseph: doesnt mean you cant score
You must teach me, George Michael! You must teach...
Seriously, I need to stop watching Arrested Development. It makes me too excited for the movie.
Carla: Please, what about all the women you slept with? Your ex-wife, that med-student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife.
Dr. Cox: Would you please get off my ex-wife?
Carla: I will if you will.
Dr. Cox: Damnit! Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you.
This Summer
Rachael is going to live in my house for a month
We are going to watch all of my Disney VHS tapes
Then we are going to go to Disneyland
We will take pictures in Toon Town
and ride every single ride ever
and live happily ever after
J.D.: I just want you to know... if I ever need surgery again, I want you to be the one inside me.
Turk: I want to be the one inside of you.
J.D.: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once. [to Turk] J.D.: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.