| My dad: | Yan, can you tell Mom I'm not coming home tonight? |
| Me: | What? |
| My dad: | I'm staying with my girlfriend. |
| Me: | Aren't you downstairs? |
| [My dad laughs for 3 minutes] | |
| My dad: | Just kidding, time to eat. |

| My dad: | Yan, can you tell Mom I'm not coming home tonight? |
| Me: | What? |
| My dad: | I'm staying with my girlfriend. |
| Me: | Aren't you downstairs? |
| [My dad laughs for 3 minutes] | |
| My dad: | Just kidding, time to eat. |