prettyproblematic:

I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express
with my scar and no next of kin
Welcome to the land of wizard stress,
Am I gonna fit in?

Got in the boat,
here I am for the first time
Look to the right and see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous

My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned
So much pressure and I’m nervous
Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron

So I throw my wand up
and conjure a charm,
And Voldemort goes away
Catchin a snitch like yeah
Breakin a rule like yeah

And I got my wand up
I conjure a charm
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?

This is the best thing ever.

12:42 am  •  23 November 2009  •  1,592 notes